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[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I'm not a fan of Andrew Tate, but we really got to lay off the hate on wife beaters. Tank tops are real comfy yall.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

They're disgusting and immoral. Cover your man boobs you high body count / low worth slut. -Andrew Tate probably

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Men's tank tops never feel loose enough to me. I like tank tops women wear with spaghetti straps, but I don't think I'd like my look if I wore them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm way too hairy to pull it off.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You got to show off that wookiee bruh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I'm not hairy enough to pull that off. I'm like maybe 2/3 of the way between Ryan Gosling and Robin Williams on the Robin Williams side.

Maybe I need to apply Rogaine to my body and see what happens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Only one way to know for sure!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

I demand that any man that wants to use a tank top be forced by law to show mid riff, navel and all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Going to be honest my friend, it's been awhile and i've gained a bit of weight since I bought some of these tanks tops. I am way ahead of you on that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I think we'd be good friends