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[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But the local humans call me Phil the Drunkard

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Seriously, why are the local humans such dicks? Had a human wizard that was known as Katherine the Great by the wizard-hating dwarves, because she spoke draconic and brokered a peace between them and the kobolds. The orcs called her Katherine the Timeless, because she got ahold of a potion of heal, and a philosopher's stone before her 17th birthday, and made herself a potion of eternal youth/ immortality. The local humans called her Katherine Lady of Death......