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How mysterious! (lemmy.world)

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago (3 children)

The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But the local humans call me Phil the Drunkard

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Seriously, why are the local humans such dicks? Had a human wizard that was known as Katherine the Great by the wizard-hating dwarves, because she spoke draconic and brokered a peace between them and the kobolds. The orcs called her Katherine the Timeless, because she got ahold of a potion of heal, and a philosopher's stone before her 17th birthday, and made herself a potion of eternal youth/ immortality. The local humans called her Katherine Lady of Death......

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Zoenen Hoobastank

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Fangy Yelly