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[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Good thing that this isn't actually possible...

[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don't tempt fate. There are already two kernels written in javascript

[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why would God allow this to happen?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think God stays in heaven, in fear of what He created?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000 I just want to point out that this is a reference to a quote from a movie.
The same movie stars Danny Trejo as Machete.
This movie is Spy Kids 2.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000

Haven't seen that referenced in a hot minute lol

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

How? You'd need to compile it down to machine code somehow, for the processor to have any clue how to run it. And you'd need some custom library with custom compile instructions, to be able to control memory allocations, memory addresses etc..

I did a quick search and found two operating systems written in JS, both of which cop out when it comes to the kernel. Did you maybe mix it up with those?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There's almost always at least a little ASM sprinkled into any kernel, so that's not a big deal.

OTOH, there is the factor of "you know how Chrome takes up 2GB per tab? What if that was a whole OS?"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe I did, I haven't looked any of them carefully

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Theoretically if you found a way to compile PHP, you probably could though, right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean, I'm a bit out of my water there, both in terms of the featureset of PHP and what's actually needed for a kernel, but I'm still gonna go with no.

For one, PHP uses reference counting + garbage collection for memory management. That's normally done by the language runtime, which you won't have when running baremetal.

Maybe you could implement a kernel, which does as few allocations as possible (generally a good idea for a kernel, but no idea, if it's possible with PHP), and then basically just let it memory leak until everything crashes.
Then again, the kernel is responsible for making processes crash when they have a memory leak. Presumably, our PHP kernel would just start overwriting data from running processes and eventually overwrite itself in memory(?). Either way, it would be horrendous.

Maybe you could also try to implement some basic reference counting into your own PHP code, so that your own code keeps track of how often you've used an object in your own code. Certainly doesn't sound like fun, though.

Well, and secondly, I imagine, you'd also still need an extension of the language, to be able to address actual memory locations and do various operations with them.

I know from Rust, that they've got specific functions in the stdlib for that, see for example: https://doc.rust-lang.org/stable/std/ptr/index.html#functions
Presumably, PHP does not have such functions, because its users aren't normally concerned with that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Right -- I'm not saying you could build a compiler then just go to town. You would still have to build all the tools, using PHP, to interact with hardware, the way other languages do. A horrible idea, lol, but interesting, sort of. Since at its core as long as you can execute logic and read/write to memory, you could do it, I think

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But that is what I mean with it needing an extension of the language.

So, I'm not saying you could just build a library that calls existing PHP functions to make it all work. Rather I'm saying there's certain machine code instructions, which just cannot be expressed in PHP. And we need those machine code instructions for actually managing memory. So, I am talking about reading/writing to memory not being possible, unless we resort to horrible hacks.

Since we are building our own compiler anyways, we could add our own function-stubs and tell our compiler to translate them to those missing machine code instructions. But then that is a superset of PHP. It wouldn't be possible in PHP itself.

Again, I'm not entirely sure about the above, but my web search skills couldn't uncover any way to actually just read from a memory address in PHP.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

I mean, I think we're saying the same thing, you just have better vocabulary than I :)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

I did use a crypto mining OS that was Linux but with lots of scripts that were written in… PHP! I never thought I’d see it.