Yeah. An abacus is ridiculously cheap nowadays. No reason to not have one.

I need to assert my superiority over other people :(

Not enough players :(

I always held it. Now I feel like the same I did before.

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

There pretty much had to be a grad student getting absolutely grilled for crappy measurements when they showed the paper.

Sir this is Lemmy. We don't interact with people for trivialities.

Doing my best to change this. I am extremely toxic without engaging in political behavior.

Stop any confrontation by yelling "enough!"

...because the account isn't yet 6 months old in the first panel?