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Linus Torvalds to Rewrite the Linux Kernel in PHP (web.archive.org)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Finally i'm gonna be able to contribute!

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Why would God allow this to happen?

[–] [email protected] 42 points 4 months ago

To punish us for the sin that is inventing JavaScript.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why do you think God stays in heaven, in fear of what He created?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000 I just want to point out that this is a reference to a quote from a movie.
The same movie stars Danny Trejo as Machete.
This movie is Spy Kids 2.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

For the benefit of any of Today's 10,000

Haven't seen that referenced in a hot minute lol

Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1053

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

God is dead

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

We killed Him