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A real headache to argue over (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Why has no one demanded a banana for scale?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Goliath predates bananas. They have no validity as a measurement in this circumstance.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Bananas were apparently first cultivated 7000 years ago, so I'm afraid, based on Biblical chronology, that Goliath post-dates the banana (which predates the creation of the universe) and thus a banana for scale is a valid measurement for his height, as it is the standard reference for scale according to science I just made up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Fucking bananas I bet they were responsible for the creation too. Never trusted those fuckers.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

TIL that both football and Oliver Smoot's fraternity pledge predate bananas.