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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

You're first... smacks lips

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket

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