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[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Someone take an assload of Dawn Liquid Soap and let's scrub all the wildlife clean!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I was there and got some of the wind on me. Most of it is in my butt crack. Chop chop, get scrubbing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You're first... smacks lips

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

You know what they say: first is the worst, but second is the best. Your turn! applies minty lip balm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

It's nature's pocket. Also make sure Tronn4 doesn't pick your pocket.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Eh, he's earned the 3 Werther's Originals I carry in my pocket

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

We have to save the duckies!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Ironic