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Conservative Owns the Libs by Paying $4,000 a Month for His Ford F-350 (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why would you drive dangerous shit or truckload of mulch yourself? Don't you people have delivery services over there?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Yeah I'm a homeowner and I got my dirt and mulch delivered by a REAL truck. All my equipment for yard work is electric and fits in my van/suv, and any dirt that is left is vacuumed later.