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Why would you drive dangerous shit or truckload of mulch yourself? Don't you people have delivery services over there?
Yeah I'm a homeowner and I got my dirt and mulch delivered by a REAL truck. All my equipment for yard work is electric and fits in my van/suv, and any dirt that is left is vacuumed later.
Wut? Delivery is much cheaper than hauling yourself. Are you bloody nuts?