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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I don't know if this is canon in their universe, but it's delightfully ridiculous, so I'm going with it.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Oh, it’s canon. And it gets even crazier.

The government uses maritime law to make these shell corporations, because your mother gives ‘berth’ to you, goods that she signs away to the State. These chuckleheads actually call it a ‘berth certificate’. That’s why they always go on about ‘not being subject to maritime law’ whe they get dragged into court.

(You can tell it’s a maritime court because the flag has fringe on it.)

They have this weird belief that words that sound the same mean the same thing. It makes for some… interesting ideas.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

This is all preparation for the government to force us all to attend Navel Academy, where we will be sorted into a two-tier hierarchy. At that point, you're either innie or outie.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

And, because homonyms, it's about oranges, crying just a little

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I fucken love this

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

kind of a funny contrast

treating words that sound similar as one and the same,
while claiming that their names can mean something diffrent depending on how it is capitalized.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Wait... BERTH?? That's the reason they have all the naval associations??

Is this the South Park man bear pig bit??

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