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Shit neighbours are having a loud bluey outside.
Time to go out there and glare at them.
Yes, I've done it before.
Yes, they're scared of me.
Oi! Knock it off ya feral cunts!
More like 'Shut the fuck up, or I'll fuck you both up'
They got the message.
Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy
Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.
Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.
Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?
I'm okay with boganese.
They're very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.
Got a 'Sorry mate, we're alright' from it.
The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.
Methinks we're friends now.
Oi wadaya fink this is? Fuckin' bush week ya fuckin mongrels.
My neighbour had been doing tons of loud renos at all hours for months . He seems to have stopped the past week or so. Thankfully.
Other neighbours were starting to shout at him ๐ฌ