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[–] [email protected] 199 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I would want to exude this energy:

But I know I would exude this energy:

[–] [email protected] 89 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

If I looked like this, I'd have to beat the women back with a stick!

Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can't have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I'd have a boy for that.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago (2 children)

No need to use a stick - if you're The Macaroni, you're allowed to use your.........elbows

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I want you to know this was an angry upvote

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (2 children)

He can get another boy for that.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I see that as a win also.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

YYHEYH-eeEaahe-shshshshsh!

Edit: sorry I can hear that second picture and tried to type it. Not sure it came through. Lol sry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sounded perfectly to me!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You .. You do know why powdered wigs, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

With $20, you could buy many peanuts.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Sores from syphilis lol.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

Did you just type a stutter?