this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Now listen, a giant bird would still be hella intimidating. Even a smol bird, when angered, can and will draw blood

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Birds are tiny knife airplanes.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

No, they are the government's drones [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

See: goose

See, also: swan

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

some people just havent been chased by a chicken, duck or anything similar, so they think dinosaurs having feathers would make them less scary

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

My chicken has declared that she is a t-rex, and all robins and squirrels must respect her authoritah.

It's fucking hilarious to watch, but then you realize that she really is a giant, angry predator to anything the size of a robin. Imagine a chicken that's about thirty feet tall, with claws the size of a small sword and a wingspan that is big enough to look like a wall. And it's charging at you, making noises like an angry teakettle, its beak sharp and hard, while its eyes drill into you so that you know feathered death is inescapable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That's why I always compliment the sparrows.