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Anon has a power fantasy
(sh.itjust.works)
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It's considerable extra risk and cost for insignificant benefit. Helicopters exist but I don't take one to work.
Speak for yourself, if i had the means to fly to work…
I've considered getting a paramotor for this reason. The only trouble is, it's quite a bit slower than driving.
Aw damn the winds here blow counter commute
I'd probably die electrocuted in one of the power lines if I tried to use that as my means of transportation to/from work.
Simple solution: wear rubber.
Like this, right?
^from^ ^The^ ^Naked^ ^Gun^ ^movie^