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>fantasy setting has magic and flying creatures
>still using horses as main transportation

No.250341651
>>250341473 (OP) #
>setting has nuclear energy
>still using coal as main energy source

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Most fantasy settings that allow for gryphon / dragon / other winged mode of transport, also have saddles for such beasts that tether the user to the saddle/ animal. If you fall off, you unclipped your harness and deserved it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's considerable extra risk and cost for insignificant benefit. Helicopters exist but I don't take one to work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Speak for yourself, if i had the means to fly to work…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I've considered getting a paramotor for this reason. The only trouble is, it's quite a bit slower than driving.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd probably die electrocuted in one of the power lines if I tried to use that as my means of transportation to/from work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Simple solution: wear rubber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Like this, right?

^from^ ^The^ ^Naked^ ^Gun^ ^movie^

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Aw damn the winds here blow counter commute

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Also magic like slow falling potions