Live footage of the cat & mouse vibing

ESC 2024 in a nutshell:

🇨🇭 The Swiss finally found Nemo, who is non-binary and won by breaking the code and riding a Tagada

🇮🇪 Ireland performed a demon summoning and was awarded 6th by the jury, 6th by the audience and ended up in 6th - 666 intensifies

🇳🇱 The Dutch dude was disqualified for allegedly being an asshole

🇮🇱 Israel did not decapitate Netanyahu on stage and still finished high up in the ranks, sending pro-palestine Twitter users into rage

🇪🇪 We saw Estonian VSauce

They desperately tried to bait the audience with Abba just to show us the worst deep fake in human history and letting some previous ESC winners (including Conchita Wurst) perform Waterloo on stage.

(Did I miss anything?)

To me, a european, those urban areas packed with the same house over and over again always seem so depressing and boring. Is there any variety or does it look like this for ~~kilometers~~ miles?

Finds auch ziemlich kurios wies im "Unsre Heimat" Pionier Lied darum geht, den Staat und die Umwelt zu schützen - und dann leitet man ungefiltert Industrieabwasser in die Flüsse und vernichtet die Wälder.

Soße

Nuking a reactor lab just because it got hacked seems like the most American thing to do...

Is what I wanted to comment until I found out they didn't mean the action of nuking something but nuke as an abbreviation of nuclear... That wording boi :')

Which leads to reposting, karma whoring, karma requirements and "ThAnK yOu FoR aLl ThE uPvOtEs" comments.

Personally I think the aim should be to have fun (inclusive) or enhance your or someone else's knowledge and not to brag about how much internet points you have :')

On the other hand, I sometimes like to get lost in account statistics so I'm also not completely against them as long as one sees them as values only and not as some sort of (dick) comparison.

Why choose when you can just randomly mix them

No, I will make it EVEN BETTER:

From now on the week days shall be known as:

• Migrant blaming Monday

• Trump Tuesday

• Wanker Wednesday

• Trans shaming Thursday

• Fascist Friday

• Sex offender Saturday

• SS Sunday

Furthermore, my team will develop official clients so we can block all the other ones in the future (who needs those anyways).

We will block access from the web as well through anonymous accounts.

We managed to get some ad revenue partners on board so you can watch your favourite ads to the content you'll get delivered through our newest and most innovative algorithm that'll rank posts from our greatest supporters at the very top even tho you have already seen them dozens of times.

Oh, and btw: we are releasing subscription models offering you perks like:

• Random earrapes (who doesn't like these)

• Even worse UI

• Actually getting content

• Having less money

• Getting preferred by the algorithm

• Feeling like your worthless life has an actual meaning

• A customized handjob from our team <3

Oh, and free accounts have the downsides of being rate limited to 5 posts a day, 1 bit of text when commenting or posting and a resolution of 16x16 pixels for images.

Want to work for us? - No problem. Our employees have the luxury of having their own toilet cubicle where they can eat, work, shit, work, work even more, ~~sleep~~, work, and repeat...

We already replaced the content management team with Blind AL - saved us ten dollars!

Matt Damon is in, are urine?

Ahh, yes. Physical partitioning

*tankies

They mainly blame it on the sun or they just see it as "natural warming" just the way ice ages have existed.

For example: here's one of Germany's leading right wing populists (and inbred nazi descendant wannabe noble) Beatrix von Storch saying: "Well maybe we need to tell the sun to shine less!" when being asked about how to tackle climate change.