witheyeandclaw

I don’t use it as often as I should, but it’s a lifesaver to fall back on if you need it.

No one is saying he isn’t a garbage human, they’re saying the headline for the article is rage-bait.

You want to wake up and fend off the serial killers without pants? Pshh, good luck.

“ Fed up with prices that remain about 19%, on average”

Someone please point me to the grocery store that only increased prices by 19%, that’s where I want to shop.

You’re a rockstar!

The context is literally a picture of a plane, the words “Taylor Swift”, and people keep upvoting them so people keep making more.

This one doesn’t even have a picture of her crudely pasted in the corner. We can go lower.

Virtually every main cause of death on this list is falling or getting struck by a vehicle.

Yeah kids hate chicken nuggets

Never heard of Steubenville, but I’m going to blame this war crime on the people of Pittsburgh nearby. That sounds like some Pittsburgh bullshit.

The first movie was James Cameron’s anti-capitalist masterpiece! They have the technology and medicine to heal the parapalegic protagonist but don’t want to spend the money on him. They can sucker him into military service for their interests however.

Is one more unrealistic for you?