wieson

Well, Dachshund is literally German for badger dog. (Dachs = badger, Hund = dog)

Astronaut caterpillar :}

Juul Käs

Fyoog is just so wrong

Yes, a thousand times yes. I would much rather people pronounce it pretty than follow the English "language"

In German it's cutely named Siebenschläfer (seven sleeper). Cause it's hibernating for approx 7 months, or just a lot.

"sanctions won't work"

Thy hips shalt not lie

You can juuust make out the Swedish rondell: a circle with 3 crowns.

Klabusterbeere

As I see it, English has the word fruit twice.

Once as a sweet fruit.

And once as anything that is produced to hold the seeds. Hazelnut is the fruit of the hazelnut tree. Mushroom is the fruit of the mycelium. Pinecone is the fruit of the pine.

Also fruits of your labour somewhere.

Das ist vielleicht einen schlechter Witz