Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon because he had mastered one exercise: the Sphincter Tighten.
Yes indeed, ladies 'n gents, when Gemini 8 docked with that Agena in March of 66, it immediately got in trouble and started to roll, once a second. Armstrong had his sphincter tightened to the correct torque as a good pilot should - and got that spacecraft back under control.
People remember the moon landing. I remember Gemini 8, too.
@[email protected]
... until he gets his act together, I would strongly recommend crating him at night. This seems to be a contest of wills - and you have to win this one.