trainwreck

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

https://xkcd.com/1015/

If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I've never been catcalled before but a woman did flash her tits at me once. She yelled "is that your girlfriend?" and I yelled back "yes" and she flashed me. Didn't like that... dunno why someone would do that. Oh well. That relationship is over. She cheated on me after I was faithful for 7 years. It be like that sometimes. Oversharing much? lol. Anyway, I've been trying to find a partner since, but I only ever get approached by gay men. It's flattering of course, but I'm a hetero male (I think) and women never, ever approach me. What's up with that? Surely if gay men find me attractive, women might too, but the responsibility to approach is on me for some god-forsaken reason and I am too afraid to approach anyone. Why does it have to be like this? Rhetorical question of course, the answer is heteronormativity, but you'd think with the prevalence of feminism that this would be less of a factor. I don't know what I'm trying to say, I'm drunk right now. Rant over

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (3 children)

On two separate occasions last week, I was approached by a stranger who told me I look good. Pretty much nothing is going right in my life so at least vanity is workable as a last stronghold between me and the void.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Maybe it's just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I don't think you understood the prompt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Wtf? No way

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you're into that or what

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, the bottom 10%

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