theangryseal

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

You tell ‘em, Quark!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Like when your mother and I conceived you.

No one believed I was your father.

…because I wasn’t.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (2 children)

And we’re still making stuff and slowly realizing it’s slowly killing us. Isn’t that neat?

Maybe one day we’ll have it all figured out. :p

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I remember when you didn’t have to type carefully in the comments.

I had my comments removed over and over again on a video about Kurt Cobain recently. I had to type something like, “When he decided to take a vacation away from the planet earth with a traditional 20th century raygun that fired ammunition meant for birds rather than rays or lasers meant for people and space aliens.”

Meanwhile, “the Jews control all information and have space lasers and and and they put chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay” and the like doesn’t get removed.

What a world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And besides, he’s probably had to be treated for stds multiple times recently and just doesn’t want the world to know.

I mean, he was hanging around with that walking genital wart Laura Loomer recently.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Me too. I worked in a call center in the mid 2000s and you couldn’t hear yourself think for it. Everyone was told to turn them off but no one did. Every text, every call, the Razr made her call into the headsets.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Behdehdet behdedet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Yes it is. I played Christian academy horse. :p

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Can’t have too much fun at Pentecostal academy. :p

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (5 children)

You shoot, you miss, you get nothing. You shoot, you score, you get an H, followed by an O, then R, S, and E. Whoever gets to HORSE first wins.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Good old jeresys. Never knew anyone like him.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

We played shirts vs skins in the middle and high school gym. If we had sashes I never seen them.

One of many reasons I didn’t dress out and got suspended every 3 days for 3 days until the principal figured out it was happening.

God I hated my gym teacher.

 

So, my child (nearly 3 years old) is music crazy. As odd as this may be (maybe not), her four favorite things in this world are The Beatles, Nirvana, The Rolling Stones, and Michael Jackson.

It occurred to me that she doesn’t have any experience with religious iconography, but she loves the Heart Shaped Box video.

So I thought, for fun, let’s show her a picture of a cross and ask her what it is.

“NIRVANA! It’s Nirvana!” (Forvana actually).

I’ve been laughing my ass off.

I have raised multiple children from two generations now and none of them have had the burden of religion. Thank…god? :p

 

Everyone has been stopping to admire this. I figured I’d share it with you guys.

 

Look back through my posts to see her sleeping like this since she was a fresh baby.

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mmmmmm (lemmy.world)
 
 
 

Thank abowt it!

 

I have found myself using my Steam Deck for everything. I sit at that old desk and play Counter-Strike when I’ve got time. I use it for paperwork as well.

Truly an amazing machine.

 
 
 
 
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