schmaustin

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago

You can put a leash on anything if you're brave enough

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like a hundred bucks!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

because of the titties or just because its long af?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah I think this is one of those unforgivable curses

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

He's not unemployed though, he's got a very important job, and that's Beach.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

For real "so and so wrote about this" instead of whatever ambiguous nonsense that was lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just buy new teeth

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Crunchertize me cappin

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, see, I couldn't even come up with that

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I need a medium sized dog for reference