rmuk

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A utilitarian, eh? So, a group of men with runaway diarrhea are going to shit in five toilets who do not want to be shit in. You have no way of stopping them, but if you pull a lever they will instead be diverted to a single toilet-that-does-not-want-to-be-shit-in. What is the correct action to take in this scenario?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Appropriate, since it's the tenth anniversary of GTA V.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

"Bro, bro, remember that gun I mentioned earlier, bro?"

– Checkov, probably

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Music. And when I arrive I'd sit in the car until the current track finishes. Nothing interrupts A Rainbow in Curved Air.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Three years ago I got a smart meter, switched to an agile tarrif and set up some home automations with Home Assistant. Now I'm paying an average of ~4p/kWh for my heating and air con, and I've had a couple of months where my energy costs have been negative. It needs to happen in more places, in more homes, like a 21st century version of Economy 7 but I don't think for a second it's on the agenda for the current government to lead on that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Sounds like a free pass to me. God hates you already so just fucking have at.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Even at thrift stores it's usually not too hard to find a pair with matching size and resolution which are the two big considerations. Getting screens with identical pixel sizes makes all the difference.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Anyone else remember the BT ChargeCards from the nineties? I always remember going to the red boxes and the phones inside being too old-fashioned. I'd dial 144 but could never get any further...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You don't have a soul trapped inside your desktop wallpaper?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty much chaotic evil, with a laptop.

One thing I will say: anyone who has a single window spanned across multiple monitors needs battering. "Oh, yah, I fookin' love 'aving un two-centimeter black bar in middul of me Word doccumant". Unhinged sociopaths, all of them.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Imagine having to manually adjust your tint setting. NTSC, man. Literally shaking in my SMH.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
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