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Man, I just love the way you guys ignore basic exception handling, insist on using undocumented APIs, exclusively hook into system resources, fail to address even the most fundamental of good memory management practises and then demand your software runs as an unprotected kernel-level driver.

It's fucking great.

You took the orange pill 🟠 we are brothers.

Does that mean my stash of IBM MicroDrives are finally going to be worth something?

"Oh, that steak looks well done and extra-rare!"

I may have oversold it, to be honest, which is fair given what we're talking about.

Soak a tampon in water and microwave it for a few seconds. It'll give off loads of whispy steam for a long time. Then, just pop it behind that lovely roast chicken (cooked yesterday) or warming bowl of macaroni soup (ice cold) to make it look piping hot for the photo shoot.

You ever seen the microwaved tampon trick?

Please can we not get too complacent? I want the Tories gone, but let's not take for granted that them losing next year is a done deal.

They call me an escalator because I go to China to eat humans.

I misread "multitask" as "masturbate".

Physical SIM for my home network. Since I have to pay to use my phone around Europe now (another Brexit win!) it's easier to leave the eSIM slot free for travel SIMs.

Have a Ｔ tattooed on your right palm and an Ｍ on the other. Then when you want to salute our corporate masters, just do the Dumbo™ Ears™ gesture.

Thunderbolt for eGPU support, ideally with a more elegant dock that doesn't have the little cable hanging out.