reflex

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Zettai ryouiki betta be in there too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I love roast beef, and meatloaf, and Philly cheese-steakes, and tuna noodle casserole. 🥰

What about blue...berry waffles? 😏

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

DARPA making peripherals now?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I’m in this story and I don’t care, I’m still getting paid

I wish I was in this story.

I'm usually the guy left holding the bag of everyone else's work. What the fuck?

Even in school. Remember those group projects where the teacher assigned the groups to force kids to mingle or whatever? But one kid just ends up doing all the work anyway because the others didn't give a fuck? That was me—I was the one kid who did all the work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I said KNEEL, boy!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

software engineers

You mean Tech Priests?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Get Matthew Broderick on the horn!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

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Should I, should, should, should I, sh-should I.

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