I have conservative friends. Almost all of them oppose Trump. The point you think you’re making isn’t as clear as you think. The narrative of someone using the “I’m a conservative and I’m being silenced/discriminated” isn’t coming from actual conservatives but rather from MAGA and white nationalist clowns pushing a hateful, un-Christian, not actually classic conservative agenda.

If she’s screaming his name all night…

It’s referencing the lack of actual brain wave activity of the OP

Rhode Island School of Design is one of the top art schools in the US. They have an art museum on campus that houses pieces like you’d find at actual city museums plus works by their students. https://www.risd.edu/

If you only have one day, and it’s open, I would recommend visiting Rhode Island School of Design’s museum and campus. The RISD museum was surprisingly nice. Small but uncrowded - it was the type of place I could bring a sketch pad and draw for hours. There are probably other museums and attractions nearby, along with nice places to eat and drink. I don’t know much about outside of Providence though.

OP thinks there are people whose dogs must have buried their sense of humor in the back yard.

Yeah. That nostalgia. It’s a fine thing.

You’re right. The wooden spoons are part of the flavor.

Never seen them before. Are they from Canada or something?

I hope you’re not being serious.