quicklime

I don't know what your definition of "working" is here, but he's been conning, grifting, and cheating in real estate all his life for sure.

Surely the GOP could come up with a younger, more vigorous candidate who could lie at least sixty times per hour. That's gotta be like some kind of basic minimum.

Yes! And businessmen are always the best people to run a government because governments and all their services should be run for maximum profit and no other purpose!

We'll find someone, I'm sure.

Could we make it Uranus?

Let us now palpate this irony.

He's not worth the fuel cost :\

I can't afford fast food anymore. This article must be about the vanishing middle class and above.

Based on the line "welcome to our thirtieth annual airshow", the comic might be about 13-14 years old now.

pretty sure the other replies missed the satire

and that's just the psych side. It's blatantly obvious that in terms of physical health he has one and a half feet in the grave.

I don't know how chainmail-specific your wish is, but there are plenty of weighted blankets for sale. Most of them have thousands of tiny heavy beads sewn into a quilted fabric that keeps them from moving around or bunching up too much. The one I have weighs about 8 lbs in Queen size and it feels, weight-wise, similar to the feeling of having four or five extra blankets on the bed but without all the heat/insulation of doing that.