I majored in math so I could learn about Bottomology

We should send the "author" "pictures" of a "pig" with "poop" on its "balls"

Why don't they simply put down some Mario Kart boost pads to launch cars across the bay? Easier than replacing an entire bridge and cheaper to maintain as well!

TFW you realize that whichever nutcase he picks as his running mate has a high probability of becoming president before 2028

"Pussy gats" was RIGHT THERE

Why is the bell curve upside down

As a compromise, I would simply construct a third track whose cardinality is strictly between that of the integers and the real numbers, and divert the train to that.

At my last job I was bored so I wrote sql server functions to perform standard math operations on varchar(max) and used them to build factorial tables which I then used to iteratively calculate pi. I think I got up to around 100 digits before I got yelled at for bogging down the server and had to stop.

This is next level shitposting

Agreed, the correlation between 2 random variables is undefined if one of the variables is actually a constant (the formula reduces to 0/0)

oh no! anyway

The Biden administration is now investigating whether this student's homework assignment constitutes a threat to national security