My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

Everyone is joking, but an ai specifically made to manipulate public discourse on social media is basically inevitable and will either kill the internet as a source of human interaction or effectively warp the majority of public opinion to whatever the ruling class wants. Even more than it does now.

“Democrats are liberal/progressive”

In reality, they’re pretty conservative.

Aren’t performance improvement plan’s really meant to give the employee a task that’s representative of what they are failing to do, so they will fail, and then you can fire them with proof of poor performance?

I wonder what percentage of people who would be put off by Budweiser caving to bigots so quickly would actually regularly drink Budweiser in the first place?

Wasn’t he the one who made a bunch of ridiculous demands? This car seems like it was designed by Homer Simpson.

Police need to be made to fear the law. Until they do they will continue to be sadistic monsters.

Poverty

I’m skeptical of this article, but I know my own usage went to almost 0 because of how awful the bots and trolls are now. Blue checks are prioritized in the comment section and they’re usually awful people or maybe paid trolls or bots, and it makes the app unusable and unpleasant. That’s really the thing that killed it for me.

I’ve always gotten strong Ellen vibes from Fallon.

I lost most of my good will for Linus when he made some mistake in the past and he reacted by threatening to quit for not being appreciated enough. Monetizing this apology is hilarious and not helping.

Or all billionaires are scum who have written the laws and ensured that the fine for this is no more than an annoyance and removing the sign without a permit was a worthwhile risk and the right call to make.