I would like to request that we go back to shitposting. My heart cannot handle this on pre-Monday

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

I mean, after X it looks downright sensible.

Look, if I wanted to play human I'd just go outside

Some dropoff after initial hype is normal. Now we just continue as usual until reddit pisses people off again.

Imagine getting on a flight and the first thing the pilot does is try his very best to assure you that everything is all good.

This is actual progress. I'd love for places to have more green

I mean, a lot of real people do that with prostitutes too.

How can the organ that requires the most blood to run function with a broken heart?

So is it okay for me to call my mastodon server twitter now?

There's liquid soap, you know. Didn't need to shove anything inside anywhere to stay clean.

Joke project gets bonsai treatment, production gets one comment in docker compose.

I mean, we already see small skirmishes here and there.

As long as there are more than two humans left, we'll always find something stupid to argue about