numinous

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My GF says I look hot when I do chores. Is this just a ploy to make me do more chores or is it an actual thing? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago

Damn your GF wasn't kidding ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Start saying "tock-tick-tock-tick" repeatedly and you somehow end up saying "tick-tock-tick-tock" in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Start saying "No, no I don't" repeatedly and you somehow end up saying "don't No, no I".

Really makes you think ๐Ÿค”

ruleddit in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

True. I just got a call from the CEO of reddit a few minutes ago begging me to come back.