mavu

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should not need to hide your probably extraordinary nice rock collection in the garden. I'll fight your partner for you if you want.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Throwing out my stuff that i was saving is a marriage-ending event.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'm intrigued: who is the guy who makes sausages?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Compelling argument.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

The good thing is, they only need to put water in the top third, the bottom 2 thirds are lubricated by vomit.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's going to be hillarious to see them trying to get rid of him.
There is not enough popcorn on this continent for that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

you're obviously not 50 yet...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

that is fake, right?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

And that is why humans invented swimming pools.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (4 children)

The religion truth is that days were made by god, and it's the sun that rises in the morning of the day, not the day starting because of the sun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

cute, but get old enough and the lines **do **cross.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Wait, it is? I thought I had seen that movie?

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