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lmao that second one. oops, dont know how this christian baby ended up in my hand, better pitch it anyway

probably layering a spaghetti strap cami over a tshirt

edit: if you’re also curious about the necklines, the tshirt is crew and the cami is sweetheart

My favorite interaction was on a college campus. They had set up a table and were telling every passerby “Jesus loves you!” So I cheerfully returned “and Allah loves you!”

I will forever cherish the physical recoil and look of revulsion that crossed their faces. I’m an atheist, for context

believe it or not, that was actually the original intention of western imperialism. keep the masses itchy and they’ll be so focused on their plight that they can’t rise up against the colonists. wake up bro, smdh

this some bass (bAYse) vs bass (bASS) shit

I’m not really into cars. Every time I’ve done a double take on a car it’s been a stingray, absolutely gorgeous car

I had to reset my keyboard once or twice a month for a while. Finally turned it off because it kept learning that words i often started sentences with should always be capitalized, even in the middle of a sentence. Spent a few weeks constantly correcting my spelling because i had grown heavily dependent on autocorrect, but it was worth it

well the US gov has never once given me, or anyone for that fact, reason to distrust them so it must be true

(disclaimer: i dont believe aliens could actually visit us, even if they exist, but the pentagon certainly isnt going to convince me they arent hiding shit from us)

I’m on mobile using voyager, didnt have to download anything

The Most Extreme! They did top 10 ____ (jumpers, births, daredevils, etc) in the animal kingdom. These green animations showed what it would be like if humans could do the same, it was a blast

my absolute favorite show growing up

A good combination is to start with the laser pointer then switch to something they can catch, or toss some treats around when done!