fitjazz

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

When he came to my city a few months ago the city made his campaign pay in advance.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A buddy of mine was talking to his doctor not long after he turned 50 and he was complaining about some random pain. The doctor told him "You know all that stupid stuff you did when you were younger? That's what hurts now."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got example 1 verbatim about a month ago complete with Google street view picture of my house. Jokes on them, all of my porn viewing is on an ancient tablet that does not have a front facing camera.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Remember, they are pro-control not pro-life.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I'm so glad at least one person got the reference.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Don't forget to bounce a graviton particle beam off the main detector dish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Might want to look into dirt bike protective gear. I am personally a fan of Leatt but there are loads of brands to choose from. I have never ridden a horse wearing dirt bike gear but I have hit the ground and trees many, many, times while dirt biking and it has served me well.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

they are continuing to dump real humans who can communicate and respond to issues outside of the rigid framework when it comes to support

They have been trying to get humans to operate within their rigid framework, with varying success, for a very long time. One thing they love about "AI" is that they can program it to do exactly what they want and not worry about human emotion risking their bottom line.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who needs insulation when you have 12 air conditioners‽

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I should hope not, a concrete bike would be really heavy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Big sharpener doesn't want you to know this one simple trick!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If someone is speaking proudly of how bad they are at math they most likely didn't have dyscalculia. Most of us that do have it speak angrily or resignedly about how bad we are at math. What really gets me is when people proudly blame their "dyslexia" for why they are bad at math.

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