Men will do anything including hard drugs instead of going to the therapy and/or trying perscribed meds.

But the novel is based on a screenplay so...

It's time to stop thinking a phone should be premium

I believe that was intended. It's a way to "hide" the punchline on an image so it's not obvious at the first glimpse

Instructions unclear, started a new war instead

• Packing: backpacks, bags, organizers, compression sacks, all kinds of things like this. People loathe packing while I just love to play Tetris with my perfectly organized stuff. I have too many bags.
• Role-playing games: it is weird because I mostly collect them since there's no time to play (nor to learn new rules).
• Automation: why spend 2 minutes manually something when I can spend 2 hours failing to automate it?

It seems you've never thrown an Xbox One at someone

Because I can actually observe my adopted cat loving me more with every passing month. We're learning each other, he communicates with me and gets closer and closer. For the first year he didn't even think about cuddling but now he's on my laps everyday. It's really nice to feel him liking me more and more so I like him back as well. It's a very positive circle of affection.

That's just modern web dev

My perspective is that it's there so it shows up on search results for "installing Linux" and recommends WSL over bare metal. At least that's how I understand the wording.

But who knows.

To become a billionaire you can't have a moral compass from the start so it's hard to imagine. I wish you well though, hope to buy one of your devices in future

The best thing for me is that you can buy a battery for it on their site with instructions how to do the replacement. Nothing is glued together according to the manual (which probably makes it mory clunky than Surface but oh well). Coreboot is an icing on the cake.