clb92

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

guess what just broke on my laptop after 2 years

I'm guessing it was the floppy drive?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

My disaster recovery plan:

  1. I plan on not having a disaster.

  2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My biggest problem has been that the ink always dries up, since I don't print very often, and a laser printer has solved that for me. Now, about 3 years later, the black toner is still at 90%, and still working reliably.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Well, pack the flashlight and phone away and enjoy the movie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Could we stop with the viruses for a while, please? Just a few years is all I ask.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice and clean looking result, great job!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

1000/1000 Mbps fiber for $43 in Denmark, no data cap.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how it basically generated the Ubisoft logo.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Nothing's more permanent than a temporary solution.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"No, it's true, I swear! The coffee machines on our side can do both espresso and latte! And all the American barracks have 2-ply toilet paper! It used to be only 1-ply, but then last mo— What do you mean 'this guy is useless', I've just given you everything!"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Calckey sounds like a calculator/math/graphing application and Firefish sounds like another generic fork of Firefox.

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