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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Ditto. One bout of shitting the toilet while puking into the bathtub ensured all bathroom trash bins are now 1) solid, and 2) comfortable to bear-hug.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

My husband and in-laws were taken down by oysters too. Last New Year's they shucked and ate two trays full between the three of them, and the following day were hugging toilets. We were visiting them in London and had to reschedule our flight home.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

He had concepts of a repeal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Since he loves his hamburders so much let's hope he gets all the onions.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Leeloo Dallas multipass

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

We need to deport him and seize his assets.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

I have nothing to say other than Elon is a dipshit. Pass it on.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Any idea which pub this is? Next time I visit family there I'd love to go.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

First they blow up the place, flatten it, and then build their vacation homes on top of the people they killed.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like a game of Dungeons and White Dudes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

And if that doesn't work, burn down the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Every blyat and zasranets will.

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