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[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I remember a certain former president trying to deregulate all the things.

Now we’re all getting listeria, and he’s poised to be president again.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Since he loves his hamburders so much let's hope he gets all the onions.

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