amphetaminisiert

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I have a bidet thing on my toilet that costed just 30 Euro. You don't have to clean your ass by yourself ever again. It just does it for you. Was also raised with wet wipes but trust me a bidet upgrade for your toilet is like magic!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

We have the beer party 🍻

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

As a person who just had psychosis 2 days ago, go to people who understand you and where you feel safe πŸ₯² Don't call the police because a swat team will arrive πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ Endure it until you actually are at the safe place πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Just replace sleep and food with amphetamines πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That's a bim!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago

Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don't question it! Best 30 € I've ever spent!

The thing is that with this you don't have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don't have to do anything anymore πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ and it's really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you'll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nowadays I use Qwant and it's working great. If you use Google with a VPN it's always asking for captchas πŸ™ƒ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Deitsche πŸ’β€β™‚οΈπŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

How did you give yourself the black eye? πŸ€”

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