Hi, it's me, Mongo.

What?

I literally do not care enough to read the articles

Oops, you said the quiet part out loud! LMAO

With the Buddhist country flag in the upper left...

There are no Chipoltes anywhere, only Chipotles.

Here's a chilling glimpse of the future: children educated in different states learn entirely different and often opposing ideas of ethics based on where they live. Those children grow into adults, and the cultural divide in this country is deepened even more. War breaks out.

Oh no, is this phrase going to follow us here from reddit?

That's basically what this post is

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it" - Someone mistranslating Aristotle

Of course Republicans argue it's his. They're feckless whatabouters.

Sounds incredible. What book is this?

Spez is so hot, I want to fuck him.