Mine will

Only one of the fish has a fin on their back and the lemon slices are also on spaghetti.

This looks like a child

You will die alone

This person did NOT go outside today

I spy with my little eye: A common denominator! You!

Maybe just stop basing your risk assessment on articles of clothing

Yea gatekeeping

Ass

Plz give me an hour long lecture on filesystems

Unironically

Why does she look so horrifying?