You (foolish): oh nooooooooooo, this sucks. I hate Monopoly and this is gonna suck
Monopoly movie opening scene: Since the beginning of society, since the first little laborers ever existed, there have been class struggles. But the class struggles were always and forever primitive communism. The laborers who engaged in struggle could only ever demand concessions from capitalists. Which can be progress, at least for a while anyway... (ask the 8 hour work day). Monopolies continued until...
bit idea: just have a penis of a certain size and call intelligence too broad and abstract to precisely measure and live your silly little life