Vladkar
Most people who vote with their wallets have long since stopped playing.
This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.
"Forced to deny he is not" == "Forced to admit he is"
This isn't a LinkedIn lunatic. This is about as sane as one can behave on LinkedIn without deleting it.
Hello, Dolores
And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it
"For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her. We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."
— ChatGPT Medical Droid
Seriously, I went to Kohl's yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.
I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn't have legs anyway.
During COVID, I went a bit mad and got really into collecting Transformers action figures. I'm still not entirely sure why. One day I just bought one on a whim, and before I knew it my closet was full of unopened, mint condition toy robots.
Anyway, Christmas rolls around and I see a flyer for a local toy drive. A sudden compulsion hit me, so I loaded up my entire stash and donated the lot. Just like that, the spell was broken. Not even Soundwave was spared.
To this day, nobody in my life knows that I spent thousands of dollars on plastic crack, only to foist my addiction on some poor, unsuspecting kids. I like to imagine the War for Cybertron rages on in their hearts.
Luckily we have Fox News and random strangers on the internet who are willing to magnanimously inform us about the desolation of our own city.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go scavenge for hot dish in the smouldering ruins of Saint Paul.
You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can't escape the news. It's on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.