Umechan

Do it during a Zoom meeting or it doesn't count.

getting his tama to it's final form

Tama can mean testicles in Japanese, so I was very confused for a moment.

I didn't know that we have "a penis" that's shared collectively between us. I assumed we (or cis guys at least) each had our own. I'm sorry, have I been hogging the one penis all this time?

Yes. I see DEI as peak social liberalism. It's little more than than a way to boast of your attempts to make surface-level improvements while ignoring the root cause of the obstacles marginalized people face. It's not however a cultural Marxist plot to subvert "meritocracy" and hold back cishet white men.

Conservative difficulty mode is when you play on easy mode and claim that everyone else has it better than you because of DEI.

Some of them have started to, like Charlie Kirk and End Wokeness.

Just the other day I was wondering if/when conservative pundits will turn on Rosa Parks the way they did on MLK this year.

"Hamas with a facelift"

So Hamas but sexier?

Do you condemn Hamza?

You claim slavery is bad, yet you wear clothes. Curious.

It's almost as if there's no ethical consumption under capitalism.

Yes, it's important to have a healthy relationship with strangers' genitals that has clear boundaries. Not in a terfy way, but in a Nancy Reagany way.

I ask myself "what would Ben do?" And now mom says I'm not allowed in my sister's room without her permission.