im unemployed
:eviscerated:
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
im unemployed
:eviscerated:
The full title of the day is United Nations International Day of Masturbation at A Place of Paid Work or Voluntary Employment, so I don't think you technically have to be employed to enjoy in the festivities.
:lets-fucking-go:
I posted this while at work. I think I should put some signs up on the breakroom noticeboard
if one is self-employed, does jerking off count as giving your boss a handjob?
Since I work from home this should be easy
Do it during a Zoom meeting or it doesn't count.
Toobin'
With the mic unmuted, nerds.
Glad to see some recognition that you should indeed be able to watch a little porn at work
I'm sorry? I didn't say anything about porn. International Watch Porn at Work Day is some time in August, if memory serves. I don't think I can advocate for something outside the purview of IMAWD.
Do I have to have a job to partake?
No, not required please see my explainer comment shared below. IMAWD is just the short abbreviation but as a workplace champion I should try to use the full title of the day where possible as best practice.
Thank you comrade