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This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is not a [email protected] alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

im unemployed

:eviscerated:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The full title of the day is United Nations International Day of Masturbation at A Place of Paid Work or Voluntary Employment, so I don't think you technically have to be employed to enjoy in the festivities.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

:lets-fucking-go:

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I posted this while at work. I think I should put some signs up on the breakroom noticeboard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

if one is self-employed, does jerking off count as giving your boss a handjob?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Since I work from home this should be easy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do it during a Zoom meeting or it doesn't count.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

With the mic unmuted, nerds.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Glad to see some recognition that you should indeed be able to watch a little porn at work

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'm sorry? I didn't say anything about porn. International Watch Porn at Work Day is some time in August, if memory serves. I don't think I can advocate for something outside the purview of IMAWD.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do I have to have a job to partake?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, not required please see my explainer comment shared below. IMAWD is just the short abbreviation but as a workplace champion I should try to use the full title of the day where possible as best practice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Thank you comrade rat-salute-2