Twattymctwatterson

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I read that as "Unreal: massive push back after Trump admitted he sniffed his workers at latest rally." The funny thing is I was like yeah sounds about right...stiffed is even better though lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Yeah, she was a tough old woman. She was the exception to the smoking rule for sure. She chain-smoked, dipped, and drank whiskey all day lol out lived two husbands and one child.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (9 children)

This was my grandma man. She died at 98 smoking until the very end. She used to drive a 1972 Lincon Continental I would ride in the back seat with no chair or seat belt as she chain-smoked filterless Camels and spit dip into a Styrofoam coffee cup.

Edit: I called Camels "cowboy killers" but those were Marlboros and that's what my mom smoked. Grandma didn't dig filters because "that's how you get cancer."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you could use the Linux distro with a VPN from a public wifi.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Generic disappear

Go to the library and study about the country you want to run to. I would pick someplace with a coast. Don't use your home computer or phone, you don't want anyone to find these searches.

Go buy a cheap laptop from a pawnshop and get a small Linux distro like Puppy or Tiny Core. Load Tor and find yourself a dark market. Buy a new identity. When your transaction is complete trash the laptop burn the USB stick you ran your Linux distro off of.

Buy a boat. Post all over social media about your boat and how you love sailing or fishing or whatever you do in your boat.

This is the hard part, go on a boat trip and at some point call in an emergency then abandon the boat. Make it look good drag out all the life vests and or sink the boat. Swim/row to shore and never ever ever ever go back to your old life.

You could do it for about $30k.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

Have they started the Klan...oh sorry I mean RNC rally already?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAMMED

Edit: forgot an m

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Shows signs of slipping it in your mom! oooooooooooooooooh man I got you good you fucker.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Natural gas is just dinosaur farts so it cool

[–] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

These shitbags always do the opposite of what's right. Fuck daylight savings time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

WHAT! The Fonz wasn't real? That's crazy talk. You must be one of those Cosby people or Italian.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I would hope it's something good, something with a nice beat and maybe a piano. A song I adore but haven't heard in a decade.

My grandfather died listening to Willie Nelson it was peaceful at least.

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