Gotta sell it like a pro.

You'd imagine the Dark Souls fans would push for 90-97% failure.

if I see a crack in the wall, I'm gonna dick with it.

Based, glory hole user.

That's a good nickname for your anus.

Video games are important ok?

Like you think you need liver cancer treatment but have you tried a juice cleanse? Steve Jobs survived cancer that way!

Based on a true story that happened to me. xD

Do they accept returns after gentle stretching?

Res Taur Ant

Meaning resurrect the Tauren over there named Ant. Just play enough WoW raids and you'll lern spells real good.

Sure you can lean conservative but if in the modern era you're supporting and voting republican you're either in denial, or complicit. There's not much the Republicans have in common with conservative values these days.

Somethings gonna get hard when you do that, I promise. wink

It's walking. Walking will get very hard after you step in that trap.

Always add in the modifier "and you have to poop."

Gotta be prepared to poop.

It depends on the diameter of her cock.

If it's over 2.5 inches then your relationship should be secure. If not, get some bigger plugs and start working on your ring for her.