SusheeMonster

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You don't have to shoulder that burden alone, my friend

I can fuck yourself when you get tired. We're in this together

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

They all had engaging soundbites, yes they did!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ectoplasm is essentially ghost jizz & J-Dog is the jizziest dude in the afterlife

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You know, I've been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, ~~guys~~ cousins?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Your self-awareness is a good sign. My predecessor was a self-taught cowboy coder with no one to draw comparisons with. He was the lead (read: only) software engineer at my company, barring fresh graduates that didn't know any better.

Then I came along to point out all of his anti-patterns & cruft. By that point, he was too entrenched & self-assured in his abilities to listen to reason. Some people have imposter syndrome, others are imposters that failed upwards in spite of their incompetence.

Sean, if you're reading this - fuck you. I'm still coming across code you refuctored

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

What? I thought airplane mode was so that you can fly the plane and give the pilots a break.

I've been holding my phone perfectly still in coach the entire time. Why didn't anyone tell me?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that's what I call smash & grab music

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It'll be like killing two birds with one penis, y'know?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Imagine being able to trade in your college degree for a newer model

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman's name. Then he said "fuck it" and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

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